#JoblessGraduateProblems: Student > Graduate
Top 10 (negotiable and in no particular order) reasons why it’s wayyyy better to be a student than a graduate:
- It’s okay that all of your meals are stored in the freezer and prepared in the microwave.
- Not looking like a giant degenerate failure for being unemployed.
- Still eligible to use your…
WHAT I WANT TO SAY:
WHAT ACTUALLY COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH:
CONGRATULATIONS. ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN CELL AND AN IPHONE COULD DO THAT JOB YOU FUCK: