#JoblessGraduateProblems

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Fri, 16 Nov 2012 19:28:19 -0500

#JoblessGraduateProblems: Student > Graduate

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 13:46:26 -0400

#JoblessGraduateProblems: Student > Graduate:

Top 10 (negotiable and in no particular order) reasons why it’s wayyyy better to be a student than a graduate:

It’s okay that all of your meals are stored in the freezer and prepared in the microwave.
Not looking like a giant degenerate failure for being unemployed.
Still eligible to use your…

GOT A PROMOTION!

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 13:15:53 -0400

…….. IT’S IN RETAIL:

GRADUATE FRUSTRATIONS PART 1:

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 11:37:47 -0400

ME TO EVERY LAME PERSON I WORK WITH:

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 11:06:21 -0400

CONVERSATIONS WITH MY MOTHER PART 3:

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 13:53:56 -0400

DEAR MOM:

ANY TIME A CUSTOMER ASKS YOU A RIDICULOUS QUESTION:

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 10:09:13 -0400

WHEN AN INTERVIEWER ASKS ME TO NAME SOME OF MY INTERESTS:

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 21:51:00 -0400

WHAT I WANT TO SAY:

WHAT ACTUALLY COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH:

OH YOU RUN THE ENTIRE PHOTO LAB AT WALMART?

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 12:45:48 -0400

CONGRATULATIONS. ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN CELL AND AN IPHONE COULD DO THAT JOB YOU FUCK:

WEEKLY MENTAL BREAKDOWNS:

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 19:33:29 -0400

Gah, your blog is so true I think my mind just vomited an passed out.

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 17:26:26 -0400

The thing I love most in life (in my current state) is hearing about others in the same position! Thank you for the love :)

WHEN ANYONE INSISTS YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH TO FIND A JOB:

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 17:24:28 -0400

WHEN YOUR LIFE HAS BECOME THE DEFINITION OF 'HOT MESS EXPRESS':

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 19:43:00 -0400

PERPETUALLY UNEMPLOYED, DRUNK AND/OR HUNGOVER:

WHEN AN INTERVIEWER ASKS ME TO DESCRIBE MYSELF:

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 14:38:00 -0400

WHAT I WANT TO SAY:

WHAT ACTUALLY COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH:

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COLLEGE DEGREE, PRESTINE RESUME AND STILL NO JOB, YOUR LIFE:

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 13:24:07 -0400

WHEN LOSER CUSTOMERS TRY AND STRONG ARM YOU:

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 16:45:30 -0400

CONVERSATIONS WITH YOUR LOSER MANAGERS:

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 11:49:11 -0400

I’M COOLER THAN YOU, I’M SMARTER THAN YOU, I’M PRETTIER THAN YOU, I HAVE MORE FACEBOOK FRIENDS THAN YOU:

WHEN INTERVIEWS GO TERRIBLY WRONG:

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 20:32:02 -0400

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Wed, 20 Jun 2012 21:34:40 -0400

CONVERSATIONS WITH MY MOTHER PART 2:

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:24:56 -0400