Top 10 (negotiable and in no particular order) reasons why it’s wayyyy better to be a student than a graduate:

1. It’s okay that all of your meals are stored in the freezer and prepared in the microwave.
2. Not looking like a giant degenerate failure for being unemployed.
3. Still eligible to use your…

GOT A PROMOTION!

…….. IT’S IN RETAIL:

GRADUATE FRUSTRATIONS PART 1:

CONVERSATIONS WITH MY MOTHER PART 3:

DEAR MOM:

ANY TIME A CUSTOMER ASKS YOU A RIDICULOUS QUESTION:

WHEN AN INTERVIEWER ASKS ME TO NAME SOME OF MY INTERESTS:

WHAT I WANT TO SAY:

WHAT ACTUALLY COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH:

OH YOU RUN THE ENTIRE PHOTO LAB AT WALMART?

CONGRATULATIONS. ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN CELL AND AN IPHONE COULD DO THAT JOB YOU FUCK:

WEEKLY MENTAL BREAKDOWNS:

WHEN ANYONE INSISTS YOU’RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH TO FIND A JOB:

WHEN AN INTERVIEWER ASKS ME TO DESCRIBE MYSELF:

WHAT I WANT TO SAY:

WHAT ACTUALLY COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH:

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