Oh you're about to graduate college? Please tell me about all of the great opportunities your degree has in store for you.

ANY TIME A CUSTOMER ASKS YOU A RIDICULOUS QUESTION:


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WHEN LOSER CUSTOMERS TRY AND STRONG ARM YOU:


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CONVERSATIONS WITH YOUR LOSER MANAGERS:

I’M COOLER THAN YOU, I’M SMARTER THAN YOU, I’M PRETTIER THAN YOU, I HAVE MORE FACEBOOK FRIENDS THAN YOU:


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